034 ━ [ voice ].

[werealegend.livejournal.com]

Alright, enough of this Broodier Side of the Force crap. I'm bored.

[ to the trained, experienced ear, that's...not exactly angel speaking. he's grown tired of the faux soulboy routine. ]

It's a wonder none of you have keeled over from lack of excitement. Sure, there was the whole zombiepocalypse thing, but what did that really accomplish? Nothing but a few cases of trauma here and there. Don't get me wrong, I love a good few rounds of quality mind fuckery, but why lite the bonfire if you're just going to douse the flames and make the forest all shiny and new again?

Lay off good pellets for a while, fuzzy buddies. Might help you plan better next time.

( ooc | phase two of the angelus revival glitch: the reveal. planning post over yonder. )

Comments

[voice] <333333

[werealegend.livejournal.com]

I like to see it in more of the grand opposite.

[voice] my turn to be the latest ever

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

More of a wolf in sheep's clothing kind of thing, huh?

[voice] we can be late together.

[werealegend.livejournal.com]

More like I pissed off a couple of gypsies who have interesting ideas of vengeance.

[voice]

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

I've heard a lot of excuses in my time, but blaming your sins on angry gypsies is a new one. Gotta give you points for creativity, though.

[voice]

[werealegend.livejournal.com]

[ angelus chuckles, darkly. ]

Oh, I own up to those. My sins are mine and I take all the credit and then some. I'm blaming my do-gooding tendencies on the gypsies.

[voice]

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is that this is the 'real' you, and the guy everybody actually wants to hang around with a gypsy-induced personality switch?

[voice]

[werealegend.livejournal.com]

One of the quirks of being a vampire is that when you die, your soul doesn't stick with you. All that's left is a body and limited 'human' emotions. Those gypsies gave me my soul back, restoring my ability to feel guilt and pain, to moralize. Not really a personality switch so much as a restoration of the pathetic sap I was before I was turned.

[voice]

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

Huh.

[there's a long silence while loki takes some time to decide how he feels about this bit of information.]

I still prefer a good old-fashioned smiting as punishment, but I'll give credit where it's due, that was a pretty interesting one. Any idea why the Hamsters on High decided to suck your soul back out?

[voice]

[werealegend.livejournal.com]

Guess they like chaos just as much as I do.

[voice]

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

Dude, I love some chaos too but that's just a freaky way to go about it.