taxonomites | [VOICE] Transmitting via WTAX Radio

[Loki spotted the building a week or so ago, on one of his wanderings, and ever since an insane plan has been percolating in his brain. The weekend party was awesome, but today it's quiet again and he's reminded of the things he misses from home. Like bullshitting clergy members and discussing every inane topic under the sun with Bartleby.

Shit, he misses Bartleby.

So today he makes his way back to the little building with WTAX painted on the side, and discovers that it's frighteningly easy to talk the Extras into letting him have access to the equipment.]

Well what do you know, Taxon! I guess they'll let anybody on the radio these days. It seems to me that you people have a lot of questions, and nobody up top wants to give you any answers. So let me offer my humble services, and many, many...fucking many years of experience.

Hello, I'm Loki, how can I advise you today?

[Treat this like a call-in advice show, ask any questions you like, or just yell at Loki for being annoying. Modlies, is there any chance of a WTAX tag maybe? :D?]

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That would be fun, though. You should get some psychic friends if this is going to become a regular thing.

But my question is, when are you going to take me to see a movie?

Actually, having psychic friends isn't all it's made out to be.

[People don't tend to enjoy hearing about all the horrible sinful things they've done in their lives.]

Um...when do you want to go? It's not like I have a busy schedule or anything.

No? Why not? [She's curious, our Jenny.]

Oh, whenever! I'm bored stiff.

Most people's secrets aren't very pleasant.

Man, me too. I mean, don't get me wrong, Jason's awesome, but I think all the pizza has a negative effect on his stamina. How about this week sometime?

That's true. Psychic friends aren't really friends if they pry though, are they?

This week sounds great. Maybe Friday? What movie should we see?

Maybe they can't help seeing what's written there.

Sure, Friday's good! Um...I don't know, what kind of stuff do you like? I mean I don't want to pick a movie that's full of explosions if you like, I don't know, puppies or something instead.

[Jenny makes a contemplative noise at the first part, and then is totally derailed by the second]

Are the two mutually exclusive? Not that I want exploding puppies, but you know what I mean. I like a lot of things.

[Loki takes a moment to ponder exploding puppies, and decides that's probably not his thing either.]

Well I guess we could just go and see which poster looks coolest?

[Hint: it will be the one with the explosions.]</small.

Sounds good to me! Meet you there?

[Explosions are excellent.]

Yeah, okay! You like popcorn?

[What replacing missing BFFs with other potential BFFs?]

Never had it! We'll have to get some and find out.

[Jenny is a healthier BFF.]

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