taxonomites | [VOICE] Transmitting via WTAX Radio

[Loki spotted the building a week or so ago, on one of his wanderings, and ever since an insane plan has been percolating in his brain. The weekend party was awesome, but today it's quiet again and he's reminded of the things he misses from home. Like bullshitting clergy members and discussing every inane topic under the sun with Bartleby.

Shit, he misses Bartleby.

So today he makes his way back to the little building with WTAX painted on the side, and discovers that it's frighteningly easy to talk the Extras into letting him have access to the equipment.]

Well what do you know, Taxon! I guess they'll let anybody on the radio these days. It seems to me that you people have a lot of questions, and nobody up top wants to give you any answers. So let me offer my humble services, and many, many...fucking many years of experience.

Hello, I'm Loki, how can I advise you today?

[Treat this like a call-in advice show, ask any questions you like, or just yell at Loki for being annoying. Modlies, is there any chance of a WTAX tag maybe? :D?]

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"More or less, yes, thank you."

He chuckles. "Now, now, that isn't fair-- to hint and then evade. Besides, there is no such thing as 'average' here, whether ursine or otherwise-- we are a very odd group, and not everyone here is mortal, I don't believe."

Yeah, kind of getting the impression that we're more of a sampling of unusual than average, around here. I wonder if there's a reason for that.

Hey, man, you tell me and I'll tell you.

[No he won't.]

At that Long just laughed, very amused.

"Now, Loki-- or Larry-- which is it, by the way? If you are Larry when first meeting me, and Loki now, I cannot be so certain you will tell the truth on the matter of age, now can I?

"In any case, I'm fully mortal." Well, he is now, anyway. "And thus, likely dull. I don't suppose you actually are the Norse god?"

Long sounded vaguely wistful at the prospect. He'd never gotten to meet a deity before.

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