taxonomites | [VOICE] Transmitting via WTAX Radio

[Loki spotted the building a week or so ago, on one of his wanderings, and ever since an insane plan has been percolating in his brain. The weekend party was awesome, but today it's quiet again and he's reminded of the things he misses from home. Like bullshitting clergy members and discussing every inane topic under the sun with Bartleby.

Shit, he misses Bartleby.

So today he makes his way back to the little building with WTAX painted on the side, and discovers that it's frighteningly easy to talk the Extras into letting him have access to the equipment.]

Well what do you know, Taxon! I guess they'll let anybody on the radio these days. It seems to me that you people have a lot of questions, and nobody up top wants to give you any answers. So let me offer my humble services, and many, many...fucking many years of experience.

Hello, I'm Loki, how can I advise you today?

[Treat this like a call-in advice show, ask any questions you like, or just yell at Loki for being annoying. Modlies, is there any chance of a WTAX tag maybe? :D?]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

That's still neat, being named after something like that.

Um...yeah, I guess. [Except that he's not, but he can't explain that to her.] Some people think it's weird, so sometimes I go by Larry.

Larry? [ she can't help but laugh at that. ] I think I like Loki better.

Hey it's not that bad! [okay yeah, he'll admit he's really not a Larry] Thanks. What about you, you have a name?

Liz. Liz Parker.

Well, Liz, Liz Parker. This is an advice show, so how I can bless you with my eons of wisdom and experience today?

Eons of wisdom? Is that actual fact or something that's just part of your radio gimmick?

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