taxonomites | [VOICE] Transmitting via WTAX Radio

[Loki spotted the building a week or so ago, on one of his wanderings, and ever since an insane plan has been percolating in his brain. The weekend party was awesome, but today it's quiet again and he's reminded of the things he misses from home. Like bullshitting clergy members and discussing every inane topic under the sun with Bartleby.

Shit, he misses Bartleby.

So today he makes his way back to the little building with WTAX painted on the side, and discovers that it's frighteningly easy to talk the Extras into letting him have access to the equipment.]

Well what do you know, Taxon! I guess they'll let anybody on the radio these days. It seems to me that you people have a lot of questions, and nobody up top wants to give you any answers. So let me offer my humble services, and many, many...fucking many years of experience.

Hello, I'm Loki, how can I advise you today?

[Treat this like a call-in advice show, ask any questions you like, or just yell at Loki for being annoying. Modlies, is there any chance of a WTAX tag maybe? :D?]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Well, yeah. What else are you going to do with zombies?

[In Amy's case, let other people handle the blowing out their brains part.] Oh, I dunno. Have them round for a night of bridge, spot of tea. You know, be neighborly. [And from her tone, she's clearly kidding.]

I promise next time there are zombies, I'll offer them tea before I blow their brains out.

Excellent. Make sure you have Earl Grey. I hear zombies love it. Or, wait. [She pretends to sound confused.] Did they love the brains of a guy named Earl? [She chuckles to herself.]

Maybe they'd rather have beer, though. Hey...I wonder if zombies can get drunk. We could just give them a lot of beer and watch them shamble into things.

[Loki, normal people don't consider this kind of thing entertainment.]

Nah, I'm sure it would have the opposite effect. They'd start walking in straight lines.

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