http://paranoidtiger.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] paranoidtiger.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] taxonomites2009-06-15 03:52 pm

[HOLO] 001

What the hell kind of place was this? With everything that the Agency had put him through, Bobby Hobbes had learned that expecting the unexpected just couldn’t cut it. From a man with poisonous skin, to a woman who can turn you old with a bite, that retrovirus that made him a genius, and whatever the hell else had left him confused, annoyed, and desperately needing a vacation. “What…” he paused, shifted his grip on the box of donuts he was carrying and glanced around. Well, that he had been carrying around until just a minute ago. Instead there was now a bracelet on his wrist, and Hobbes immediately tried to remove it, not doing much more than scratching his arm in the process.

Things were never exactly calm at the Agency, even though Darien now had his quicksilver under control, but that didn’t mean that Bobby Hobbes didn’t enjoy pretending he had some time off. What was going on? A hand slipped into his pocket, grabbing for his cellphone. After only a minute of searching he pulled his hand out of the coat, frowning. Nothing. Not even the order slip for what everyone wanted from the bakery. “Too good to last, huh?” Hobbes muttered, glancing around the room with a scowl.

Nope, didn’t have his gun on him either. Well, this was swell. “I swear to god, Stark, if this is one of your games,” he growled, fists raised in a battle-ready way. Oh, it was true that things were never calm at the Agency. Moving from sponsor to sponsor helped with that aspect, and now Hobbes was way past missing working for Fish and Game. He was certain that this wasn’t some trick that anyone could pull. That left on dangerous enemy. “If this is a Chrysalis move,” Hobbes said to himself, running a hand through his remaining hair. “Fawkes… you gotta stay safe.” He couldn’t afford to have Chrysalis get their hands on Darien. He pulled on the door, cursing when it. “Can someone hear me! I am a government agent. Holding me here is a violation of federal law!”

[identity profile] likeafawkes.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Darien gently tugs his arm out of Hobbes' grasp and slings it over his partner's shoulders, grinning and trying to keep him from getting too paranoid.

"I think we'll be fine without Claire. Look, I've already lasted a few days without having her here and with you here, I have nothing to worry about."

[identity profile] likeafawkes.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Good thing Hobbes didn't comment about Claire because Darien was quite willing to tell him how much he didn't want her here. He was sick and tired out the tests and her constant questions and glad not to have her around.

"Alright. Just follow me, little tiger. There's one not too far away." He smiled a little as he led Hobbes over to the nearest replicator hatch.

[identity profile] likeafawkes.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Watch and learn, my friend. Watch and learn." He walked over to it and puts his hand on the panel. Darien thinks of something and a wax replica of Jarod Stark's head appears in it, looking unamused.

[identity profile] likeafawkes.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Darien just holds the replica in his arms and grins at Hobbes' reaction. Well, he knows what he can do the next time Hobbes doesn't believe him.

He gives him a smile at the fedora. "Maybe if you had the voice too, Hobbesy."

[identity profile] likeafawkes.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
"You never know until you try, buddy." He's glad to see that he was right about his reaction to the replicator hatches. "Or at least those. I mean, I was able to get a bunch of stuff out of it."

He gestures to the bag slung over his shoulder and looks somewhat amused.

[identity profile] likeafawkes.livejournal.com 2009-06-20 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
"I say some really romantic stuff to woo the chicks with."

He adjusts the bag a little, but makes no move to open it to show Hobbes. "Nothing you need to know about."