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[Visual (to everyone)]
Paul stalks away from the sink, digging out his cigarettes with one hand while punching buttons with the other to send a visual broadcast to anyone who happens to have their tablet on.
He takes a long drag on his cigarette, a long exhale, before opening his mouth to speak.
"Paul Smecker here," he says, his words short and clipped, all business now. It's just like filing a goddamn police report. Just the facts, ma'am.
"The kid calling himself Party Poison stole a personal possession of mine. The thing that showed up here with me from home," he says. Doesn't feel the need to elaborate on what it is, but while they are all here from different worlds, all here with different backgrounds, he's learned enough to know that apparently everyone gets to bring something. He doesn't know who has what, except Wyatt-- Wyatt has the horse, the horse he'd made for his son. Something important.
Paul would bet that everyone here cares about what they brought with them, on some level.
"He took it a few months ago, when I was distracted by icing his broken nose for him. He's refusing to return it, and his brother, at least, is threatening armed force if I attempt to take it back."
"In short, Party is a thief, and I advise keeping an eye on your possessions while you're in his vicinity. Maybe his brother's too for all I know. They're clearly operating on a survival level where they can't comprehend respecting the rights or property of others. So watch the things you don't want to lose.
"And if you're listening, Party? I hope to Christ you don't try and steal from someone who'll break your neck with their fancy superpowers. For your dumbass sake.
"Paul Smecker out."
He stands there a few seconds, smoking furiously, then turns on his heel to go to where he keeps the janitorial stuff, the broom and mop and scrubby brushes and the Chlorox.
He's got a mural he doesn't want on his building any more.
[ooc: Takes place immediately following this thread.]
He takes a long drag on his cigarette, a long exhale, before opening his mouth to speak.
"Paul Smecker here," he says, his words short and clipped, all business now. It's just like filing a goddamn police report. Just the facts, ma'am.
"The kid calling himself Party Poison stole a personal possession of mine. The thing that showed up here with me from home," he says. Doesn't feel the need to elaborate on what it is, but while they are all here from different worlds, all here with different backgrounds, he's learned enough to know that apparently everyone gets to bring something. He doesn't know who has what, except Wyatt-- Wyatt has the horse, the horse he'd made for his son. Something important.
Paul would bet that everyone here cares about what they brought with them, on some level.
"He took it a few months ago, when I was distracted by icing his broken nose for him. He's refusing to return it, and his brother, at least, is threatening armed force if I attempt to take it back."
"In short, Party is a thief, and I advise keeping an eye on your possessions while you're in his vicinity. Maybe his brother's too for all I know. They're clearly operating on a survival level where they can't comprehend respecting the rights or property of others. So watch the things you don't want to lose.
"And if you're listening, Party? I hope to Christ you don't try and steal from someone who'll break your neck with their fancy superpowers. For your dumbass sake.
"Paul Smecker out."
He stands there a few seconds, smoking furiously, then turns on his heel to go to where he keeps the janitorial stuff, the broom and mop and scrubby brushes and the Chlorox.
He's got a mural he doesn't want on his building any more.
[ooc: Takes place immediately following this thread.]
[visual / locked]
"Y'know, I kinda can't stand those kids."
For reference he's curled up on the settee in his office in the palace, a glass of wine in the hand not holding the tablet. There's a bit of rebellious spark in his eyes because...well, everyone else seems so keen on giving those damn kids as many chances as they can to hang themselves, and he's fed up with it.
[visual / locked] oh god my angst and tl;dr. YOUR TURN
"At the moment I agree with you."
He's moving up the stairwell so the visual's jerky and stop-go, light and shadow intermittent, until he reaches the rooftop and sets his armful of cleaning supplies down. The tablet is bathed in (fake) sunlight again.
Paul takes a deep breath, looks out along the city skyline for a moment before back to Glitch.
"They... remind me of someone, someones I knew back home. Brothers. Dumb kids who did dumb shit but--"
Paul breaks off, shakes his head. Because while there's some similarities, at the end of the day Connor and Murphy aren't here and certainly aren't these kids. Connor and Murphy murdered in the name of God, something he made shaky peace with and then changed his mind and then did it again over and over in the time he knew them, but Connor and Murphy, when they stole from him, did it in entirely different ways.
Peace of mind. Sense of ethics. Knowing who the hell he was.
It's getting on a year now he's been in Taxon. He pretends he has most of those back. Does okay with it most days, so that these kids show up and he lets himself be reminded of just the funny things about Murphy, about Connor, and pretends there's a similarity there when there really damn well isn't.
His Irish boyos had always respected him. Fucked him over, fucked his head inside out, but they'd respected him.
Paul realizes he's staring at the skyline again, shakes himself.
"Sorry. Miles away. Anyway, I was likely cutting them some slack due to a superficial resemblance to some not-quite-as-dumb kids I missed. It won't happen again.
"What'd they do to get on your nerves, oh most mild-mannered of geniuses?"
[visual / locked] TL;DR angst? In MY Taxon? (it's mroe likely that you think)
Setting the glass down he tugs at a lock of hair, listens to the explanation, and snorts.
"Who, me? I think you mean sparkplug-sucking exxie cityrat blah blah blah, etc." A sigh. "They sorta remind me of the little thugs who used to harrass me back home. Aside from that, they seem to think DG's one of them, which is just a mild annoyance until you factor in their desire to and propensity for getting the aliens' attention, and if she gets mixed up with that..."
He frowns and shrugs. "Plus they're dangerous and unpredictable and I'm worried about what they might do to my c-- to the city. And I have no idea what to do about it."
Threatening them just pissed them off. Reasoning with them didn't work. Helping them got your belongings stolen, apparently. How do you negotiate with that?
[visual / locked]
A semi-nostalgic little snort. "Gee, I've never heard that one before in twenty years of having a badge."
He listens to the rest of what Glitch has to say, a little frown on his face for the mention of DG and potential involvement.
"She's smart, Glitch, she's not going to let herself get mixed up in whatever harebrained thing they start next," he says, trying on the role of reassuring comforter which he has never been that great at but hey. "As for what to do..."
Paul scrubs at his face with his free hand, then smiles wickedly. "We could try calling up that sheriff asshole and siccing him on them again for my iPod," he offers. Pause, beat, then he sighs and shakes his head.
"Okay, I'm not serious there. That feels too much like collusion for me. Besides, I refuse to accept that the mass of us who are for the most part not unreasonable immature dicks can't handle this stuff on our own."
[visual / locked]
"Yeah, she's brilliant. She's also got little to no impulse control when it comes to fighting the good fight and literally jumped off a cliff because her friends were doing it."
That was not one of their collective proudest moments.
He shakes his head at the idea of the sheriff, glad Paul wasn't serious. "We should be able to but...I dunno." His brain runs through a few variables at a speed which still makes him dizzy and he tilts his head. "Or maybe we can't. Can you think of anyone not in their age group that they don't regularly go all Costa Rica on?"
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The question gets him to thump his head back against the wall and shrug. "Damned if I know who they do and don't get gun-wavey around. I mean..."
Paul rubs at his face, then grins humorlessly. "I'm probably not the best person for it. Me and Party, Christ. We share a sin: we both like to hear ourselves talk. Doesn't make for a conversation. I don't know.
"Why would you want the person to be outside of their age group? Because me, I think that anyone over thirty they're going to look at as an automatic sellout to the hamsters. Rebellious fuckin' youth, don't you know."
[visual]
"He bested you." She looks at him, detached but curious. "Are you to allow his thievery to go unpunished?"
[visual]
"Hello to you too, Blue," he says off-handedly as he wrestles with the mop. "'Bested' isn't the word I'd use. He stole from me, meaning he's lost my trust, and I've now notified the city he steals, meaning every person here he meets will probably be just a bit less likely to extend the hand of assistance. Or at least, not without precautions on their part. So really, he's pretty much fucking himself over long run--"
Paul grunts as he wrests the mop free from where it's been jammed.
"As for punished? We're all in this fucking prison already. I can't do anything worse to him than the hamsters already have, I'm sure.
"So. You're new."
[visual]
"Trust," she sneers. "A flimsy thing--no sooner gained than it is lost. It is a muted understanding humans seek to feel safer. It reigns you in, like puppets, strings guided by emotions stronger yet."
She stops, her eyes still locked on him. Eager to teach, eager to understand. "You have been wronged. Yet you leave justice up for others to seek in your stead?"
[visual]
This mortal does not pay you anything like proper respect, Illyria.
Paul rolls his neck side to side, rubs at the back of it with one hand. "No. No. There's no 'justice' here to enforce. He's a dumb damn kid who did a stupid thing and is going to learn the consequences of theft in a closed society."
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"And if he learns nothing?"
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"No, he won't steal from me again, because I won't make the mistake of letting him near my shit again. That's what this whole thing was: a warning to everyone else not to let him near your shit. If you're having trouble comprehending that, I really can't help you, Blue."
[visual]
"Um... Did you ever get it back? That thing he took from you?"
[visual]
"No." He's tempted to just leave it there; their last chat hadn't left him feeling too delighted either.
"Maybe he was glitched, hm?" So much for leaving it there.
[visual]
"He might've been. Do you think the sheriff might do anything about it? I heard he turned up while I was gone..."
She'd offer to go get it herself, but somehow she doesn't think that would end very well.
[visual]
"As for the Sheriff? He might, but I don't exactly want to call in the agent of the hamsters. I have to live here; I don't have to accept their smiling satire of law and order."
[visual]
"Maybe someone can get it back for you. Probably not the sheriff... He didn't sound too friendly from what DG told me."
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Paul rubs at his forehead. "Why do you care, anyway?"
[visual]
Geeze. Talk about bullheaded.
"I know it hasn't always looked it, but I'm one of the good guys. I don't like the idea of thieves running around any more than you do, especially not when they're taking really important things. If I see or hear of what he stole from you, I'll let you know."
[visual]
"Good to know. And it's not that I think you are one of the 'bad guys', Willow; it's that the last time we talked you hung up on me-- for what reason I still don't understand other than that I wasn't agreeing with you about not needing to worry about vampires.
"It doesn't leave me with a great deal of confidence in either your empathy or your calm under crisis."
[visual]
And maybe back then she'd been dealing with a lot of crap, maybe they both had. But apparently whatever the case was, they would have to agree to disagree and just be civil because every other time Willow tried to extend a helping hand, she got it chopped right off. And she was tired of that.
"Look, I just want this place to be as nice as we can make it. That's all."
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"I appreciate the gesture. Really. I'll let you do it in your way, I'll work on it in mine."
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And with that, she cut the feed. No use beating something that was dead and would never live again.
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DG was suitably horrified by Paul's revelation and, when she switched on the tablet to reply, her expression was serious.
"What did he take?"
It was probably easy to guess that she intended to try and get it back.
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"Something personal," he says guardedly. He's well aware of what Glitch has said about DG's impetuous nature.
"I'm not asking for people to go get into a confrontation with these kids on my behalf, DG. I don't care if you think they'd listen to you or not."
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"Then you can ask Party if he'd like to return what he took from me, and see how far that gets you. He definitely knows what he stole."
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"I will." Even if it didn't get her far in the end. "I'll talk to you soon."
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