James, do you really want him speculating? But you'll find a smirking vampire when you pick the tablet up again.

He makes a soft 'tsking' sound, loosely lacing his fingers together in front of him. "Jumping to conclusions without having all of the facts. How unlike you." Then he spreads his hands, doing his best to look innocent. "Can't a man admire a beautiful lady, anymore?"

It's a compliment. Mhm. Really!