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Horst Cabal ([personal profile] trojanhorst) wrote in [community profile] taxonomites2013-02-09 10:14 am

[holo] A Special Hell Reserved for Suicides

Horst Cabal has never actually been to Hell before, but he can say with confidence that he knows someone who has, and this is distinctly not how it’s been represented to him in that person’s descriptions. There’s no desert here with an endlessly beating sun, no hopelessly complex admissions paperwork to be filled out, no crotchety desk clerk. He’s not even naked.

Under normal circumstances, on all counts, Horst would be pleased for his expectations to have been proven wrong. In this case, however, he has cause to be suspicious.

“Johannes!” he yells, uncertain if the party in question can even hear him. The room he’s contained in is circular, and silvery from floor to ceiling, the view broken up only by a single pedestal and an open door. His own voice has an uncomfortably metallic echo. Horst cups his hands around his mouth and shouts up at the ceiling in his native German, ignoring for the moment the rather obvious suggestion of the open door. “Johannes, you little shit! This is brassy, even for you.”

Horst blames himself. He probably should’ve just gone off without saying anything, walked into the sunlight without saying goodbye. Maybe he should’ve known. He guesses, in the end, he had expected that even Johannes would have the decency to let Horst die on his own terms. So really, Horst should’ve known better. Whatever pocket dimension this is that he’s been unceremoniously dumped into, he can only imagine one possible cause. One very possible, very infuriating cause.

“Come now. Be reasonable,” he tries again, outwardly cooling his temper. “This is silly, Johannes. Wherever you've dropped me for safekeeping, you can’t keep me here forever. I can still find a way to kill myself, you know.”

Perhaps he can’t fault Johannes too badly for this, though. Alongside his long-laid plans and his calculated risks, Johannes’s rare impulse decisions are usually some of his worst ideas. His brother panicked, that’s all. Maybe he'll reconsider whatever it is he's done.

Then again, it did take Johannes eight years to come down from his last panic.

Still no response. On to a second plan, then.

Horst takes a second survey of his surroundings. There little raised stand nearby with something suspiciously purple set out atop it, which seems to be the only particularly interesting thing in the room. More worryingly, however — and Horst can’t say why this bothers him so excessively — there’s a silver bracelet of some sort wrapped just a bit too snugly around one of his wrists, set with some sort of -- glassy screen. Horst likes a bit of sparkle now and then as much as the next person, mind, but he didn’t exactly pick this particular accessory out himself. He digs at it experimentally with a fingernail, but can only catch onto his own skin. He knows enough to recognize that this is probably not a good sign.

Endeavoring to remain as calm as possible, since getting too worked up might be unproductive, Horst walks over to the wall by the door, raises his arm, and pounds his braceleted wrist against the wall as hard as he can for about thirty seconds straight. At the end of the experiment, much to his chagrin, the bracelet and the wall are both still entirely undamaged. So much for Horst’s grand foray into the scientific method, then. Whatever it is, it's staying put.

The purple objects sitting on the nearby pedestal turn out to be a familiar — very familiar — frock coat, walking stick, and hat. They match the rest of his clothes, and he's fairly certain that he'd taken them off not moments ago for his little dawn appointment and left them folded neatly in the grass. (Just because one's attempting suicide is no excuse to get ash all over a perfectly good coat, after all.)

Horst approaches them cautiously, wary of unexpected gifts from unknown sources, but a bit of careful poking and prodding seems to confirm that they are, to all visible intents and purposes, simply his coat, his hat, and his cane. He can’t really make sense of why they’re there, but they’re there all the same. It seems a relatively minor risk to take them.

He puts the hat on his head and looks upward, though nothing in the metallic device on the ceiling sheds any more light on the situation. “Well, at least that’s something,” he says of his clothes, still talking to the empty room in German in hopes there’s someone there. “I suppose it makes an immediate improvement on my last stint of captivity.”

Tipping his hat to the empty room, possessions either in hand or tucked under one arm, Horst decides to try his luck with the hallway. He'll play his brother's game for now. Wherever Johannes has dropped him, it's clear this room doesn't have much more to offer him.

He hesitates momentarily, instinctively wondering if he’s about to step out into sunny midday by accident and bring on his own accidental demise — but then remembers that that was his exact intention only a few minutes ago. Putting off death just to give Johannes a stern talking-to is probably not that crucial, all in all. What does it matter?

Horst takes a last look at the room, then ducks out into the hall.
infinitelystranger: Sherlock looking down his nose at something, probably you. (bitchface)

[voice --> holo]

[personal profile] infinitelystranger 2013-02-09 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"If only," says Sherlock with a smile. "That isn't a crime here, I fear." The fellow's trying to take things in stride, and that's a little admirable, in its way: poor man. Bagoas had to have been discombobulated too. The thought of Bagoas makes Sherlock feel a little guilty, thinking of hair and differing cultural standards, and that motivates him to endeavor towards being a little more helpful.

He stands up and goes over to his desk to fiddle with the chassis of the desktop he's trying to build. Belatedly, he shrugs off his housecoat; fortunately he hasn't bothered to get undressed from the day yet. While he tinkers with the computer parts he switches his tablet to holo and a ghostly, full-sized image of him flickers up next to Horst in the Sanctuary.

"That isn't me," he says conversationally. "You can think of it as a kind of magic, but it really has more to do with Nikola Tesla, if you know him. When were you born, 1860, 1870? I'm afraid things have changed a bit."
infinitelystranger: Sherlock pointing confidently off into the distance. (elf eyes)

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[personal profile] infinitelystranger 2013-02-09 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
The idea of being mistaken for being friends with Nikola Tesla briefly puffs so much air into Sherlock's already quite buoyant ego that it threatens to pop, but he can also tell that the man doesn't entirely mean this positively. Ah, well. Every era has had its enemies of progress. He dismisses the subject of Tesla as quickly as he brought it up, but mostly because Horst's theory interests him.

That's a thought. Still, time travel and suspended timestreams are even more science-fictional than virtual reality (or vampires): extremely low on his list of possibilities. "No," he says. "We're near the beginning of the year 2013 anno Domini. Are you a vampire or a revenant? Or something else?"
infinitelystranger: Sherlock looks up with wide eyes at something. (wide-eyed)

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[personal profile] infinitelystranger 2013-02-09 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sherlock blinks at him rather a lot: having a hypothesis confirmed hardly fazes him, but this is the first time someone's so straightforwardly picked him out for a dead man. That takes him aback. His first reflex is to wonder if the vampire has some level of telepathic or precognitive ability, like Madelyne Pryor or Jason Blood, because there really is nothing about him to deduce that from--is there?

Then his mind hits upon the obvious. Of course. He thinks he's a ghost, or he thinks they're all dead and in the afterlife. The fact that he might be concerned about Sherlock's reaction to his vampirism only occurs to Sherlock as an afterthought, and not a very significant one.

Sherlock purses his lips. "Dying is how I brought myself here," he says with uncharacteristic bluntness, even for him. And since they appear to be playing Twenty-Startlingly-Direct-Questions: "And who is Johannes, then?"
Edited 2013-02-09 21:16 (UTC)
infinitelystranger: Sherlock looks like he's just realized he left the stove on. (oh no)

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[personal profile] infinitelystranger 2013-02-09 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
This conversation is straying dangerously into Feelings territory. Sherlock isn't much prepared for Feelings conversations with his friends and family, inasmuch as he has either, much less complete, undead, historical strangers. But it appears that wherever and whenever this man's come from, he's got quite a lot of bitterness to vent.

That categorically isn't Sherlock's problem. His interest in the matter of Johannes, whoever he is, has paled considerably facing the prospect of having to hear about someone else's personal or romantic or necromantic drama. But--he remembers the circumstances of his own arrival, too, and it gives him a little pause on saying anything too cold.

A little, anyway.

He clears his throat. "I'm an image projected from the device on your wrist," he says brusquely. "It's where my voice is coming from as well. Think of it as an advanced, wireless telephone. I'm some distance away in my own flat at the moment. I can see you because everyone here--" he puts a delicate emphasis on everyone "--can see you. Say hello, Herr...?"
infinitelystranger: Sherlock concentrates looking into a microscope. (shoe science)

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[personal profile] infinitelystranger 2013-02-09 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Sherlock has negligible experience with vampires, and Victorians, and Germans, for that matter, but if there's one thing in this conversation he can pick out like a heat-seeking missile, it's a false name. Well, the man is a vampire. Probably he's done something terrible or other in the past--

He thinks about it briefly, and doing so, answers absently, "Holmes. Sherlock Holmes," piecing out the syllables deliberately so the phonetics are clear for Horst's benefit. "How old are you, Mr Brauer? I'd take you for thirty-two or thirty-three, maybe. You don't have the bearing of a younger man or the English consonants of an older one."

The worst, inevitable bit is that he isn't even trying to be insulting. "You're a ringmaster or a barker," he muses, "but nothing Covent Garden: a music hall or a funfair? No Victorian would dress like that otherwise." Never mind the curious Britishness of referring to a German as "Victorian."
infinitelystranger: Close-up on Sherlock's face, smiling slightly. (slight smile)

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[personal profile] infinitelystranger 2013-02-09 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Steel strings," says Sherlock, "built in about 2004. More resonant than catgut. You should see about the future." A feline, faintly self-amused smile. "You might like it."

So the man's frittering away at small-talk to avoid answering him directly again. That's all very well--and a sign he's marginally intelligent, he supposes--but Sherlock has better things to do than make idle chit-chat with a fin de siècle vampire, particularly one with just a tad more adeptness with conversational handling than himself. He says idly: "I'm almost always on the nose, Mr. Brauer. Good luck with the Sanctuary. That's the building you're in. You might want to look at your new wristwatch: there's something there for you to read."

He's about to shut the holo transmission when an addendum occurs to him and he adds, "I should warn you that we do have sunlight here in the daytime."

Then he closes the window and goes back to his chassis.