smecker: (Phone call)
smecker ([personal profile] smecker) wrote in [community profile] taxonomites2013-05-18 03:08 am

[Visual] [To everyone]

The tablet gives an image of... Paul Smecker, looking slightly disheveled, and Glitch looking seriously disheveled, as well as bleeding from scratches on his face. Both of them are rather damp although Glitch is fairly water-logged.

"--just fucking hold still and let me check you for--"

"--this is more important--"

"Alright, you talk, I check for concussions, genius--"

Glitch clears his throat and addresses the city via Paul's tablet. "We have a situation. There's... some sort of monster, I suppose, running loose-- ugly yellow-- ow! careful-- ugly yellow thing with... horns, fangs, claws--"

Glitch breaks off into a fit of coughing. He's cradling one hand with the other. Behind him, his shop can be seen-- with black smoke pouring from the roof. Paul grabs the tablet back while pushing a water bottle at Glitch.

"Yeah, I guess whatever the fuck did that to his shop is loose and screwing around. He-- what?"

(Glitch and Paul both talk for the next ten seconds, making what either of them is saying indistinguishable. Finally Paul looks back to the tablet.)

"--okaaaay, I guess it, he, was wearing a prisoner bracelet and he, uh, speaks in rhyme. The fuck, Glitch?"

"I'm not making that up! Here, give it back!"

Paul sighs, and hands the tablet over again.


[ooc: OKAY so as usual I fail at my own deadlines, but, WARNING IS NOW UP. Feel free to react. Keri, if you want to add more stuff from Glitch other than what we discussed, go for it like a boss. <3 Big Fighty Post coming soon.]
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[personal profile] personaldemon 2013-05-27 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
There's a few beats of silence on the other end of the line, and then another howling laugh, punctuated by a smacking noise (Etrigan has just slapped his knee, not that Metody can see it).

"Constrained! Dear girl, you have no clue!
"But this prison I share with all of you,
"And in that there's freedom sweet.
"I'll bid adieu, though we'll yet meet;
"But will you display a body true
"Or still jam yourself in fleshy shoe?"
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[personal profile] skinandbone 2013-05-27 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
...shoe?

Well, if he has to rhyme, what's the alternative? 'Garb' doesn't have my rhymes. Attire? To rhyme with.......wire?

"Mmm. Good evening, then." And there is a soft click when she turns off the transmission.

Metody sits in her pink living room for a long way.

Well.