A burst and crackle of static, and all over Taxon tablets flare into life, giving the city the Sheriff's smiling, amiable countenance.
Behind him, there's what appears to be a small, municipal police station, complete with
two jail cells in the background. There's another
uniformed man there, who is currently shutting a jail cell door on two figures who are as brightly colored and rebellious as the rest of the setting is beige and homey.
The Sheriff nods at Taxon, wholesome and earnest and ready to be your friend.
"Howdy, folks. Bit of a commotion earlier today, and I feel I owe everyone an apology for not getting to the scene a mite sooner. But things ought to quiet on down for a bit now, I reckon. I'd like to say a big warm country thank you to all those folk who helped out-- got water and all on those poor folk, put out fires and such-- let's give them a big hand, shall we?"
And he claps. (Behind him, the other policeman quickly starts clapping too-- drops the keys-- stoops to pick them up-- bangs his head against the bars-- and proceeds to enact a slapstick routine for the next five minutes in the background. Party and Kobra have a front row view of this absurdity.)
"Now I know things have been rough at times lately, and I sure am sorry. If you folk need anything, you just give the Sheriff a holler, and I'll be there just as soon as I can, lickety-split. If I can't come myself, why, I'll send Barney here, my trusted right-hand man." A gesture at Barney, who has managed to drop both hat and keys by this point.
"I won't take any more of your time, folks, but if I could ask the town doctor-- I'm sorry, town
doctors, no offense meant ladies, no offense meant-- to come on down by the station, one of these boys could use a bit of seeing to his hand, he had it in a place he oughtn't. Much oblige if one of you skilled practitioners could swing on by, yes indeed.
"Now if you all will excuse me, I have some paperwork to sort out."
And the feed abruptly ends. No amount of searching on the tablets will turn up the Sheriff. For that matter, most people who look for Party or Kobra will not see their location on the map right now either-- unless they are Doctor Helen Magnus or Doctor Martha Jones, in which case the boys' dots are blinking away together in a building in Central.
***
Inside the building, which is a simple, two-story brick structure that practically leaks Small Town Americana on its neighboring Spanish Villa and Greco-Roman bath-- the Sheriff is shaking his head at Barney, and directing him to hold some ice on the goose-egg he's given himself by smacking his head into the bars of Party Poison and Kobra Kid's cell.
"Barney, you'd better sit right on down," says the Sheriff, and the other man grudgingly complies, a baggie of ice held to his skull. The Sheriff glances over at the prisoners-- who have been put into the same cell, as an old drunk is snoring away in the other one-- and offers his usual smile.
"Doctor should be in in a bit to look at that hand of yours, young man. In the meantime, Barney, where'd you stick that cobbler your momma made?"
[ETA: I didn't make it clear enough in the initial post that there ARE ways for characters to contact PP and KK, and vice versa, ways for them to contact others. Both brothers still have their tablets with them, and can 'call out' if they want-- they just don't show up on the map, presumably since the Sheriff didn't want to deal with a possible rescue squad barging in. Likewise, if characters want to use their tablets to contact the brothers, it's the equivalent of 'they've vanished from your Contacts List, but you can find them by hunting through your recent calls' sort of thing with a cell phone-- you can still talk to PP and KK, with a little ingenuity.
As always, please feel free to bring up any concerns! I'm learning as I go.]