taxonomites | III. [Holo]

Hercules was not quite planning a big production number. But when he started thinking about what it would be like to actual settle into this place, well... the song in his heart became the song he was singing out loud.

"I have often dreamed
Of a far-off place
Where a hero's welcome
Will be waiting for me
Where the crowds will cheer
When they see my face
And a voice keeps saying
This is where I'm meant to be

I'll be there someday
I can go the distance
I will find my way
If I can be strong
I know ev'ry mile
Will be worth my while

When I go the distance
I'll be right where I belong

Down an unknown road
To embrace my fate
Though that road may wander
It will lead me to you
And a thousand years
Would be worth the wait
It might take a lifetime
But somehow I'll see it through

And I won't look back
I can go the distance
And I'll stay on track
No, I won't accept defeat
It's an uphill slope
But I won't lose hope
Till I go the distance
And my journey is complete

But to look beyond the glory is the hardest part
A hero's strength is measured by his heart
Ooooooooooooooooooo

Like a shooting star
I will go the distance
I will search the world
I will face its heart
I don't care how far
I can go the distance
Till I find my hero's welcome
Waiting In your arms

I will search the world
I will face its harms
Till I find my hero's welcome
Waiting in your arms."

Herc then pauses, having totally diva-ed out during that whole thing.

"What didst just happen?"

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Don't take this in a bad way, Hercules, but you really need to get laid.

And what shall you do about that?

Oooh, that's cheeky right there. What makes you think I'd do anything about it?

Because I'm Hercules.

More cheek! A little more compliments and a little less ego there, boyo, and maybe I'll feel more inclined.

I merely point out what I am, because a woman of your worth and beauty should settle for nothing less than the best.

Nobody gave you the 'how to get laid' handbook, did they?

It has never been a problem.

I predict it's gonna start being one.

My charms do not work on every woman, this is true.

But perhaps they just need to get to know me better.

Better, like with your penis?

Better, like spending time with me and not merely hearing my voice or seeing my image over these blasted devices.

Good, but it's no dinner and a movie. That all you got?

I am confused. Are we talking of mere seduction or true romance?

Which one you going for, here? Gotta know specifics to give specifics.

...Which are you interested in?

Ooh, getting closer. I'm more of the simply sex girl.

It helps, though, if you buy me a drink first.

Then we shouldst meet at a bar. Where I can order thee a drink.

There's a decent one in Shelley, down the first street off the tram line. Meet you there?

I'll be the one in the sash.

Somehow I doubt I'll have trouble spotting that.

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