[visual ] (accidental) / [ location: royal chambers of camelot ]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

Arthur is standing on top of a castle turret, against the backdrop of a pure blue sky. He's in full armor, elegantly waving a sword about. It's all very dramatic. It becomes even moreso when the delicate strains of a ballad begin to play, and he starts singing. Sometimes there are theatrical chest-clutching gestures.

♫ When I was a prince in Camelot
I often would get out a lot
The people would line the streets to kiss my haaaaaand
But now I'm in Taxon where language is coarse and--
--seriously would it kill you to put on a corset
I miss the green fields
And the banners and shields of my laaaaand

Oh it's not easy being a prince
Not easy being me
Not easy being ...royalty
Not easy being a prince
Not easy being me

At home I'd have servants
To clean up the vermin...s
But here I must do all the choooores
Morgana gets moody
And talks to me rudely
I rarely get any peace at aaaalllll

Oh it's not easy being a prince
Not easy being me
Not easy being ...royalty
Not easy being a prince
Not easy being me

How I long for the days of hunting and fun
No-one actually realizes this armor weighs a ton
Oh, it's not easy being a priiiiiiiiince. ♫

Comments

[voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

...art thou an evildoer?

[voice]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

Not to my knowledge.

[voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

Then I shall not honor your wish. For embarrassment will pass with time. Your life should not be wasted on such trivialities.

[voice]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

Well I didn't mean it, it was rhetorical -- and do you really expect me to believe that you are truly a god?

[voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

I am a demigod, it isn't quite the same thing.

[voice]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

...are you serious?

[voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

Do you need a demonstration?

[voice]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

That might be amusing, yes.

[He's skeptical.]

[voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

Then perhaps you should name a time and place, little prince. For I have carried the very weight of the sky on my shoulders. Any test you craft shall be a thing of ease.

[voice]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

I'm not little, thank you. And fine. Tomorrow at noon, I'd like to see you lift an entire throne table. Royal Chambers of Camelot.

[voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

As they say...

Thou art on.