[visual ] (accidental) / [ location: royal chambers of camelot ]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

Arthur is standing on top of a castle turret, against the backdrop of a pure blue sky. He's in full armor, elegantly waving a sword about. It's all very dramatic. It becomes even moreso when the delicate strains of a ballad begin to play, and he starts singing. Sometimes there are theatrical chest-clutching gestures.

♫ When I was a prince in Camelot
I often would get out a lot
The people would line the streets to kiss my haaaaaand
But now I'm in Taxon where language is coarse and--
--seriously would it kill you to put on a corset
I miss the green fields
And the banners and shields of my laaaaand

Oh it's not easy being a prince
Not easy being me
Not easy being ...royalty
Not easy being a prince
Not easy being me

At home I'd have servants
To clean up the vermin...s
But here I must do all the choooores
Morgana gets moody
And talks to me rudely
I rarely get any peace at aaaalllll

Oh it's not easy being a prince
Not easy being me
Not easy being ...royalty
Not easy being a prince
Not easy being me

How I long for the days of hunting and fun
No-one actually realizes this armor weighs a ton
Oh, it's not easy being a priiiiiiiiince. ♫

Comments

[voice]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

Has anyone ever told you that you're incredibly annoying?

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Frequently.

What about "R-E-S-P-E-C-T?" Brilliant song, that.

[voice]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

The next time I see you, I will hit you with a mace.

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't know that one.

What about "Sunset Boulevard"? Everyone knows that one!

[voice]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

[and THAT is the sound of a tablet being thrown against a brick wall, gentle viewers.]

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Arthur! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArthur!

Am I going to have to start leaving messages again?