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[ voice ] no sense haunting the dead

[Eric doesn't do the guilt thing. He's not into repentance or remorse or anything resembling either of those concepts. However, being intermittently visited by the ghosts of people he's eaten is very annoying. And he's pretty sure that that one ghost of Sophie-Anne keeps trying to make him play yahtzee.]

Are there any practitioners of magic in the city who could do something about this pest problem? I'd be willing to pay.

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Apparently I'm not the only one who likes to deliberately misunderstand things.

You really don't remember?

I recall nothing of my previous stay here, so no. I don't remember you or your jokes. Who are you?

Oh wow, the urge to mess with you is really strong.

...Dawn Summers. You kidnapped me once.

I wouldn't recommend it.

Did I now? Interesting. Summers... any relation to Puffy? [ because that would explain the kidnap. ]

Because that totally always stops me.

...Did you just call my sister Puffy?

I have no idea what you totally always, Dawn. I thought we covered this. [ he sounds vaguely amused by her impudence. ]

Isn't that her name?

...If I say 'that's what she said' will you repeat that too? Because that would be pretty hilarious to hear.

It's Buffy. Have you called her that to her face at all?

I'm not a performing monkey. [ DAWN REMINDS HIM OF JESSICA A LITTLE BIT. ]

Sadly Puffy and I haven't had much congress. I don't think she likes me.

Please? [ OH GEE I WONDER WHY. ]

That could be because of the kidnapping. Also the Faith smashing and the arson.

No. [ IT'S A MYSTERY. ]

And yet Faith and I are on good terms. Your sister's grudge seems somewhat unwarranted.

Fine. [ OH YES SO MYSTERIOUS. ]

Yeah, everyone in Taxon saw that. And it's not so much about the Faith smashing, anyway.

I was expecting a bit more fight than that. [ hey, maybe she's not as annoying as Jessica after all? :D? ]

It wasn't intentional. [ not that he actually cares that people saw, anyway. ] Oh? So what is it about?

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