http://eggplantgout.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] taxonomites2011-03-03 01:18 am

[visual | location: a Wilde bar] the streets of gold i've yet to find

After February Jason needed several rounds of a good beer. Drinking on his own was fine, but not knowing where his own local bar was located, in his opinion, was just sad. It didn't take long for him to find what looked like a sports bar. Thankfully it looked much more like Merlotte's than Fangtasia.

When he sat down and ordered what was on draft the bartender slid across a full mug without asking for payment. Looking confused, Jason asked the extra how much his drink would cost him. After informing him that during the month of March, all alcohol was free in Taxon, the bartender left to bustle about his busy non-business.

Jason quickly pulled out his tablet, eager to be the bearer of good news. "Hey, I dunno who all is watchin' this but alcohol is free all month! I don't care what anyone else does, but I'm getting myself trashed right the fuck now. If you wanna make it a party and join in I am ok with that too."

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[identity profile] imperial-long.livejournal.com 2011-03-06 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Alcohol on the house, as it were?" The man laughed softly, shaking his head a bit. "I suppose we should be grateful for small comforts..."

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[identity profile] imperial-long.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ever the literal interpreter, Long considered the question a moment, head tilting to one side.

"That depends on a great many factors, such as what quality of alcohol one is accustomed to, and one's liquor tolerance, but we can conservatively assume at least a hundred dollars for minor appetites and perhaps up to a thousand or more for the excessive lush, or the connoisseur...

"In any case, they would need to bribe me with more than alcohol before I would lightly forget the indignities of the last week or so."

He was forced to be naked, not that Jason knows that.

There isn't enough liquor in the world.

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[identity profile] imperial-long.livejournal.com 2011-03-09 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Long sighs.

"No, and I suppose I should be grateful for that. My home was half-destroyed, however--" (not the zombie's fault, that) "--and I was...

"...placed in an embarrassing situation with regards to the, ah, 'zombies'," he settles for saying, primly.

"Thinking on it, a drink might be the perfect thing to wash away the memories."

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[identity profile] imperial-long.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Hotel room, technically, and no, it is still quite damaged. Ah well. Attachment creates suffering," Long sighed, with something of a wry smile.

"But it is very kind of you to offer, so thank you. What is it you do now?"

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[identity profile] imperial-long.livejournal.com 2011-03-15 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Quite true. It is... a religious concept, in Buddhism, moreso than my personal philosophy, because I am very unsuccessful in applying it to my life. Hence my mourning for my room," Long said with a small small.

"A policeman? Another one? There are certainly quite a lot of you! Especially in a city that I think has no crime." The smile became a grin. "I hope you do not all become very bored, but I suppose the zombies would keep that from happening."

[identity profile] imperial-long.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I am certain you have many applicable skills, Mister-- ...I am sorry, I haven't caught your name nor given my own.

"Mayland Long. A pleasure."

[identity profile] imperial-long.livejournal.com 2011-03-26 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Mr. Stackhouse, then," Long said.

"Your words seem to hint at a past full of interesting trades beyond merely the construction, or I am inferring too much?"

[identity profile] imperial-long.livejournal.com 2011-03-30 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Ah well," said Long easily.

"Then you are used to command. May I ask what caused you to leave a position of authority for the often thankless world of law enforcement?"

He sounds genuinely interested.

[identity profile] imperial-long.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I don't know, I don't believe I could do it," Long answered thoughtfully.

"It's dusty work, I imagine? At least if the day is hot-- is one required to go out in wet conditions as well? If so, I certainly could not do it. To say nothing of ordering other men to do so."