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[werealegend.livejournal.com]

Alright, enough of this Broodier Side of the Force crap. I'm bored.

[ to the trained, experienced ear, that's...not exactly angel speaking. he's grown tired of the faux soulboy routine. ]

It's a wonder none of you have keeled over from lack of excitement. Sure, there was the whole zombiepocalypse thing, but what did that really accomplish? Nothing but a few cases of trauma here and there. Don't get me wrong, I love a good few rounds of quality mind fuckery, but why lite the bonfire if you're just going to douse the flames and make the forest all shiny and new again?

Lay off good pellets for a while, fuzzy buddies. Might help you plan better next time.

( ooc | phase two of the angelus revival glitch: the reveal. planning post over yonder. )

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[werealegend.livejournal.com]

That's the point. You lead them in one direction while you go another.

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[allthefunever.livejournal.com]

Where'd you learn to hunt, Monty Python? If you silly walk next, I'll let them kill you without a second thought.

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[werealegend.livejournal.com]

Monty Python. Nice to see kids today are still getting their American doses of British humor.

[ ...says the irishman who loathes the british, sup oppression of his country. ]

You've got a lot to learn about dealing with Sunnydale alumni.

[ protip: what dawn said is true, he's smart. he's acting more exaggeratedly crazed in things unlocked for show, to make them all think he's more unhinged than he actually is. he knows how to work them; follow his lead, damon. ]

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[allthefunever.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned yet how appealing I find the overwrought condescension? Because I was lying through my teeth.

[ spoiler alert, angelus: damon is already plotting your downfall. ]

And I hope you enjoy a super soaker full of holy water to the face. Did you forget your little tracking device?

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[werealegend.livejournal.com]

You really are King of Missing All the Points, aren't you, son?

[ a laugh. ] I haven't forgotten; but they have. Slayers like to track. They enjoy the hunt almost as much as we do. They get off on it.

[ ...angelus, do not give damon boinking buffy tips. ]

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[allthefunever.livejournal.com]

I'll keep it in mind. You do realize that your little 'me, me, look at me' stunt is going to catch attention from people not in the have stake, will travel club? I really hate how you're making me play the cautious role, here.

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[werealegend.livejournal.com]

Cautious isn't my style. At least, not now. You retreat only when necessary. There's no point to a fight if you don't take a little risk. And when you know your opponent, you go for what does the trick in luring them out. You see, once upon a time in a land without hamsters flipping switches as easily as they please, the clause to this little curse of mine was a moment of perfect happiness. Guess how that wire was tripped. Let's just say that it gave a certain blonde slayer a whole new meaning to lost virginity.

[ dear damon: angel(us) should've been a tactician in life instead of aiming to be an artist. ...he's never telling you about being an artist. also scream why are you telling damon about buffy's trauma. ]

You're the one who's feeling so inclined to playing human. I'm not forcing you to do anything. Carry on with yours and stay out of mine.

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[allthefunever.livejournal.com]

Because I can trust you to keep your mouth shut without oversight, of course.