taxonomites | [VOICE] Transmitting via WTAX Radio

[Loki spotted the building a week or so ago, on one of his wanderings, and ever since an insane plan has been percolating in his brain. The weekend party was awesome, but today it's quiet again and he's reminded of the things he misses from home. Like bullshitting clergy members and discussing every inane topic under the sun with Bartleby.

Shit, he misses Bartleby.

So today he makes his way back to the little building with WTAX painted on the side, and discovers that it's frighteningly easy to talk the Extras into letting him have access to the equipment.]

Well what do you know, Taxon! I guess they'll let anybody on the radio these days. It seems to me that you people have a lot of questions, and nobody up top wants to give you any answers. So let me offer my humble services, and many, many...fucking many years of experience.

Hello, I'm Loki, how can I advise you today?

[Treat this like a call-in advice show, ask any questions you like, or just yell at Loki for being annoying. Modlies, is there any chance of a WTAX tag maybe? :D?]

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Weeee-eeell... [Ok, maybe it's a little bit of that.] It's just that we've been through plenty of dangerous things together and now... it's just me. Not that I can't handle it or anything.

[Because she can and has, she just wants to make that clear.]

Really? Probably grew up playing video games, huh?

Sure but it's more fun if you don't have to do it by yourself.

[Loki would never suggest otherwise.]

Uh...yeah, I've been into video games for a pretty long time.

Right. I've definitely had less fun since arriving here.

Don't you think maybe you should get outside, stretch those legs a bit then, hmm?

Why? My legs don't need stretching.

Well what if you don't and then there's another zombie outbreak, hmm? Your legs will cramp up and you won't be able to outrun them.

Man, I wish there was another zombie outbreak! That shit was fun.

Oh. [She rolls her eyes.] You were one of the ones having a grand old time blowing out zombie brains, were you?

Well, yeah. What else are you going to do with zombies?

[In Amy's case, let other people handle the blowing out their brains part.] Oh, I dunno. Have them round for a night of bridge, spot of tea. You know, be neighborly. [And from her tone, she's clearly kidding.]

I promise next time there are zombies, I'll offer them tea before I blow their brains out.

Excellent. Make sure you have Earl Grey. I hear zombies love it. Or, wait. [She pretends to sound confused.] Did they love the brains of a guy named Earl? [She chuckles to herself.]

Maybe they'd rather have beer, though. Hey...I wonder if zombies can get drunk. We could just give them a lot of beer and watch them shamble into things.

[Loki, normal people don't consider this kind of thing entertainment.]

Nah, I'm sure it would have the opposite effect. They'd start walking in straight lines.

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