taxonomites | [ visual ] [ salvatore house ] but now i am jaded you're out of luck i'm rolling down the stairs

The feed opens on a pair of bare feet, where it apparently has been turned on via toe. The feet are unmistakably masculine, but after a moment another set-- these ones smaller-- join them.

Then a hand reaches down and grabs the tablet and all of a sudden, Taxon is treated to a closeup of Damon Salvatore's face, Max just behind him.

"Sono--" his face screws up in concentration, as the reason why he doesn't speak Italian except around Stefan is escaping him for the moment, and he abandons wondering about it in favor of finishing his sentence- "molto, molto ubriaco." He pauses, then says with even more emphasis, "Molto."

Behind him Max dissolves into a fit of giggles, her mussed hair falling in front of her face as her head tips forward a bit. It's clear that whatever they've been drinking, it's gotten to her, too, which shouldn't be a surprise, given that this is the same girl who was caught taking tequila shots on the job not too long ago.

"Altre lingue non sono giuste in questo momento," she says, looking back up with a mock-pout on her lips. (Never mind that she's speaking it perfectly.)

( ooc | following max's post, she and damon have gotten their asses dead drunk on romulan ale. damon said "i am very, very drunk" in italian; max said "other languages aren't fair right now." )

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Fratellino!

[ damon sounds... legitly happy to hear from you, stefan. ]

Ale. Rom - qualcosa. Non sono stato presente bevuto da quel momento alla festa della Lockwood, quando abbiamo vinto tre bottiglie del miglior vino di suo padre.

[ ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit. ]

( translation | 'ale. rom-- something. i haven't been this drunk since that time at the lockwood's party, when we stole three bottles of his father's best wine.' )

[ if this were visual, damon would see stefan's expression brighten and then quickly furrow into confusion. ]

Non abbiamo mai fatto-- [ and then it hits him that damon's talking about when they were human, him barely thirteen and damon twenty. father had nearly killed them when he discovered them, wasted out in one of the fields with george lockwood and clementine haverford. damon had staked claim to the brunt of the blame, even though stefan had helped and insisted as much - but giuseppe had been more willing to believe damon had acted on his own and talked his younger brother into drinking with him. ] Damon, fermata. Pensate a quello che stai dicendo. Non si dovrebbe parlare di questo.

[ and yet, he suspects his brother is so trashed at the moment, he doesn't care about keeping up with the cover. ]

( translation | we never did-- / damon, stop. think about what you're saying. you shouldn't be talking about this. )

Sì, sì abbiamo fatto. Padre era furioso, mi ha frustato fino seduto male per una settimana. Non dirmi che non ti ricordi. [ his tone goes petulant and then bitterly triumphant; giuseppe never approved of his eldest son-- he was too much like his mother, too wild and too sensitive, all at once-- and damon took angry satisfaction in forcing the issue, again and again. ] E poi si erano ammalati dopo, ho dovuto ripulire dopo di te.

[ he waves that off-- literally, nearly knocking over the bottle. ] Ti preoccupi troppo, fratellino.

( translation | 'yes, yes we did. father was furious, he whipped me until sitting hurt for a week. don't tell me you don't remember.' » 'and then you were sick after, i had to clean up after you.' » 'you worry too much, little brother.' )

Edited 2011-05-16 00:40 (UTC)

[ stefan is quiet for a long moment. ]

Ho vomitato nel vaso della mère. Quello che abbiamo tirato fuori dalla soffitta. Cordelia voleva buttare fuori, ma ha insistito sul salvarlo.

( translation | i threw up in mother's vase. the one we took out of the attic. cordelia wanted to throw it out, but you insisted on saving it. )

E 'stato suo.

[ simple, direct. ]

( translation | 'it was hers.' )

Edited 2011-05-21 06:54 (UTC)

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