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061 ± [visual / location: the black friar] done with all the circlin' round
"All right, I'll try and make this quick:"
Glitch? Getting to the point in a reasonable amount of time? Is it possible?
"For those who don't know me: my name's Glitch, I'm that guy who's been here since forever and kinda know the most about all the...stuff that goes on here. Sorta."
No, no it is not.
"Anyway, ah...I've been studying the lighthouse and found some peculiarities with the light-beam thingy which I wanna discuss with everyone. Or most of you, if you can make it. Plus there was that whole hanging out and having drinks thing which I mentioned before all the stuff north of the river happened-- hey we can talk about that too."
Yeah he is taking notes now, all frowny and confuzzled.
"Right! Unless you've got something drastic going on, let's meet at the Black Friar after sundown for the...sunlight-avoidant. First round of drinks is on me. See you later."
ooc: Gathering of the citizens! This is a mingle log so tag in, tag each other, frolic away. I will be adding a tag of Glitch discussing his Very Scientific Observations and there will e a Q&A to follow which I hope will e full of threadjacking. And here havesome pub details. Go go go!
Glitch? Getting to the point in a reasonable amount of time? Is it possible?
"For those who don't know me: my name's Glitch, I'm that guy who's been here since forever and kinda know the most about all the...stuff that goes on here. Sorta."
No, no it is not.
"Anyway, ah...I've been studying the lighthouse and found some peculiarities with the light-beam thingy which I wanna discuss with everyone. Or most of you, if you can make it. Plus there was that whole hanging out and having drinks thing which I mentioned before all the stuff north of the river happened-- hey we can talk about that too."
Yeah he is taking notes now, all frowny and confuzzled.
"Right! Unless you've got something drastic going on, let's meet at the Black Friar after sundown for the...sunlight-avoidant. First round of drinks is on me. See you later."
ooc: Gathering of the citizens! This is a mingle log so tag in, tag each other, frolic away. I will be adding a tag of Glitch discussing his Very Scientific Observations and there will e a Q&A to follow which I hope will e full of threadjacking. And here havesome pub details. Go go go!
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Perhaps it is for being a brother, and, Bagoas surmises by the way the man stands and cants his head and so readily stakes claim to his brother's poison of choice: an older brother, by blood or virtue of his upbringing. He remembers what it was like, to be an older brother, and with some slight embarrassment inclines his head in a bow of mutual greeting. Like Horst, he doesn't offer his hands, but rather lets them rest at his thighs, then his sides.
"If you'll allow me to be blunt: you are both faring markedly better than some did on arrival, myself included." He looks up, favouring the delightfully courteous man with a smile that's a touch warmer than merely polite. "However, I've since found many friends. I am delighted to make your acquaintance as well."
He's lost some as well, but one hardly speaks of such things with so recent an acquaintance.
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There's just one problem. One problem sitting behind him, stinking drunk. Well, at least that particular problem isn't a new one.
"It's no surprise that someone with such charming manners would have no difficulty in making friends," he says, holding the gin tonic in his hand rather than set it down where his brother might get to it. "I regret to say I've found my own manners not entirely equal to the task in some cases." His gaze flickers around the room ever-so-briefly, where perhaps it settles on Nuada Silverlance or Jason Blood, each keeping largely to themselves. "Social skills," he says to Bagoas in an intimate way that implies a joking double-entendre, "are an area in which I'm unaccustomed to complaint. It does bruise a man's ego."
Horst studies his conversational partner a bit, finding much to admire in his bright clothing and glittering adornments, and the high sheen of his well-tended hair. He's more than a bit jealous: his own wardrobe, while unquestionably with the modern times thanks to some help on the matter, is also considerably more muted in color, only as vivid as Mr. Holmes agreed might be appropriate. The purple suit and red waistcoat were a bit flashy, but at this moment he misses them: a certain amount of flash has always suited Horst Cabal, and while his cream-white button-down, heather green waistcoat and dark gray trousers don't do him any harm, neither do they really bring anything of his personality to the table the way the purple suit did. Men's fashions of the future have regrettably not strayed far from their forebears of Horst's time.
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So instead he slits his eyes towards Horst, chuckling softly at his remark on social skills, why yes indeed it is a treacherous game, and placing one hand on the polished counter, manoeuvres himself onto the bar stool. While he knows for a fact his stature is an advantage when speaking to men (for it is a man's preference to be superior, and any physical aspect that furthers that end gives them a sense of it), he is not above using proximity as a means to his own end. He crosses his ankles neatly, angling his upper body towards Horst; everything he does, from the tips of his toes to the top of his head, has only one purpose: to be as pleasing to the eye as is humanly possible.
One delicate, long-fingered hand lifts to shield his mouth from anyone but his newfound ally. On closer inspection, it is painted, with golden nails to match. "And what does a discerning gentleman, so well acquainted with the games men play, make of such a motley crowd?"
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Horst looks skyward, putting two fingers of his free hand against his lower lip in an obvious show of thought. When he looks back, it's with an eyebrow slightly raised. "Such a gentleman," he says with a touch of the theatrical third-person, "might observe, by and by, that only someone quite foolish or insecure risks making the wrong sort of gossip with strangers without knowing which way the wind blows among them. Such a man might instead offer only pleasant, benign observations in answer to your question: the helpfulness of our host, the relaxing nature of the venue. Things calculated not to cause too much scandal if confessed to the wrong person. Things hardly discerning whatsoever. And this gentleman might find you least safe of all, Bagoas of Susa," he says with a smile that is all approval. "The sharpest knives know ways to cut painlessly."
He allows a brief pause, as though he hadn't already decided what opinions to offer. "But often a discerning gentleman is not without hope of making a friend, either, nor wishes to be thought of as unforthcoming -- or worse, hostile." He spares a glance upward and back, to indicate the place over Horst's shoulder, where Johannes sits behind him. "And so the discerning gentleman, wishing to make a gesture of good faith, might venture a further observation. These people -- if they are what they seem, and not an elaborate ruse designed to gull my brother and I -- have no sense of a community among them. No structure. They don't expect to gain anything by working together; most are only here for fear of missing out on some advantage the others share. See how many people here sit apart. It seems unstable."
He looks down into his drink, then back up. "A gentleman, ever thoughtful of making bad conversation, might then wonder what his canny companion makes of such -- " He pauses again, with a little laugh to himself. "Well, you couldn't call it seditious talk. The opposite, I suppose. Such anti-seditious talk."
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(He is going to have quite a few regrets.)
The fact that someone else is now talking to Bagoas and he isn't any more doesn't displease him much--he dislikes gatherings, he dislikes meeting people, and though he harbors nothing against Bagoas of Susa per se, any excuse not to have to put together new small-talk is a good enough excuse for him. Lord in Heaven, will he ever be done with being confined with others and forced to make conversation? The fact that the someone else is his brother Horst is more of the problem at hand.
While Horst and Bagoas chat, Johannes's eyes flicker between them, baleful and reddish from the liquor. Horst isn't paying attention to him--in fact, Horst is making a point of paying no attention to him whatsoever--so he takes the opportunity to reach behind the counter and pour himself a glass of Scotch whisky, bartender be damned. His fingers are shaky, though, and while when he inevitably drops the bottle it's not entirely on purpose, he doesn't make much of an effort to go for it.
The liquid spills across the bar, spattering Johannes's sleeves and dumping half its contents straight into Horst's lap. It occurs to him that his side of the bar has just gotten a great deal wetter; with a mild oath he stands up and relocates himself to the other side of Bagoas while the Extra bartender tries to mop up the spill.
He drops himself into the seat next to Bagoas's again. The look he's fixed Bagoas with is decidedly unfriendly and in no way resembles gentlemanly interest; in fact, he looks much less positively disposed towards Bagoas of Susa than he did a moment ago. He does not look at Horst. "I'm very sorry about that," he slurs in English with a sip of his new drink. "I'm sure you know how it is. So clumsy sometimes."
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There is a Persian proverb that says one learns courtesy from the discourteous. It does not explicitly extend its validity to other contexts, but it does make intimations: learn the wisdom of sobriety from a drunken fool; grace from those sadly lacking.
However, he is not at all sure what he may possibly learn from this. If one knows not what to make of a situation, perhaps it is best not to find oneself in it. Were Johannes Cabal a woman, Bagoas would suspect him of deliberately spilling the drink; as he is not, Bagoas doesn't know what to make of it, other than having outstayed his welcome.
Horst's clothes ruined, Bagoas' hopes of intrigue-making squandered, he finds momentary respite in helping the barkeep mop up the mess. "There is no need for apology," he tells the fairer-coloured of the brothers (and, indirectly, the dark-haired one as well). "Too much of a good thing often renders a man loose-limbed and more besides," he adds, sparing a thought to his late King and Master, to whom strong wine often proved too tempting.
To Horst, "In retrospect, I fear I've made an error of judgement: my timing is unforgivable, but perhaps my departure can go a ways in redeeming myself in your eyes. If you would excuse me."
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"I beg your pardon," Horst says to the barkeep and Bagoas alike with no small amount of strain in his voice at being presented with a situation he absolutely cannot salvage. He swabs ineffectually at his trousers with several small bar napkins while the bartender and Bagoas attempt to mop up the rest of the mess. It doesn't take Horst long to give up on his part of the endeavor.
As a vampire, he isn't sure he can actually get a headache; funny how he has one anyway.
"Johannes," Horst says curtly, stinking like a whole orgy of alcoholics. "We should go."
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He pinches the bridge of his nose. Home is sounding like a good idea right now. He wanted to stay home in the first place. The--whatever he is, the foreign hijra or eunuch, looks exceedingly uncomfortable. He's not the only one; look, Herr, Fräulein, I'm drunk., he could say. I don't want to be here, in a broad or specific sense, you don't want me to be here, I think we can agree that by any definition no one wants to be having this conversation right now. So why don't we--
Johannes does not say this. He instead tips the remaining whisky back into his mouth. It burns going down. "No, carry on," he says with a gesture indicating Horst and Bagoas and their little interlude. "Don't let me stop you."
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Horst is soaked halfway down and thoroughly irritated with the way Johannes seems to have set out to sabotage their entire evening. He's in no mood to be patient with his brother's immaturity right here in front of everyone.
Instead, he smiles softly and leans in to curl one hand around the back of Johannes's neck, sticky-wet fingers tangling into the hair at his nape, then bends in to press his mouth near to the shell of Johannes's ear. Hushed and low, he intones, "If you don't stand up and walk politely out of this bar with me right now, please believe I will throw you over my shoulder and carry you out. Little brother."
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When Horst moves, Bagoas extricates himself from between the men, and bows his head. There are times when being dismissed and dismissing oneself is nearly the same thing. Regardless, both hold the desired outcome in this particular context.
The eunuch slips away from the continuing conversation, as silent and unobtrusive as if he never insinuated himself to begin with.
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Briefly it looks like he might double down on his protest--but no, the fact is, he's been looking for an excuse to leave for about a half hour. "Fine," he says in English. "Mister--whoever you are. I regret that we couldn't have met under better--"
But Bagoas is gone. Johannes blinks at the spot where he was a moment ago, then makes another face and gets to his feet, pulling his shoulder abruptly away from Horst again. He gives him a look intended to communicate that liquor hasn't changed his own feelings on personal space.
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Miserably aware that he has a job and his brother has only his starting account, Horst reaches over with his wrist extended and settles Johannes's slightly staggering tab (everything but the first drink, paid for by their host), plus a ten credit tip for their very hard-working bartender. He offers apologetic looks to Mayland Long and Glitch on his way out, but mostly keeps a watchful eye on Johannes, to make sure he stays steered toward the door if need be.
It's cold outside. Maybe that'll sober Johannes up a little, which'll be an improvement for one of them: it certainly won't help Horst's headache.