The City of Taxon

Billy has finally got a handle on Taxon, and he's making his grand debut.

This means that he's played around with the hatches, got his lab coat and goggles, and is setting up his tablet in front of him so that he can broadcast like he does at home. He's picked at the tablet, even tried to take it apart, but it didn't really like that much, so Billy stopped trying to break it open and instead started working on getting some internet function. At the moment, he's got the tablet recording on the visual function, mistakenly thinking it's the internet and that he's talking to his normal blog viewers back home. It's not quite the same, and he has to sit closer because the tablet is a lot different than a webcam, but it's something, at least. Looking pleased with his efforts, he clears his throat and starts to speak.

"Hey, viewers. Dr. Horrible here, coming to you from this weird place called Taxon. I've got no idea how I got here, which totally sucks, because as you all know, I've got a job to do. Figures I'd be kidnapped on the one day I'm about to prove myself to Bad Horse. I mean, come on, out of all the times I could've been taken somewhere, they take me when it's important. And to a place that doesn't even have..."

He stops there, and adjusts his goggles, looking vaguely irritated. He's checked the map a thousand times, and there's no Penny. There's the laundry place from back home, but no Penny. Sigh. He continues on.

"Anyway, so I'm in this weird place, but that's not going to stop me from working on my Freeze Ray. There's these hatch things here that give me the pieces, so I guess it's not all bad. Except Captain Hammer is here. Again, that figures. I've been-- planning his demise. And that means I can't run into him, so I've been strategically avoiding him while I develop my plans."

Pause for a firm nod. He's not hiding, he's just planning. Right.

"I've got things to do, so this is just a broadcast to all those viewers out there that I'm still alive and well, and that Captain Hammer had better watch out. Signing off."

And he clicks off the visual function.


[[ooc: Billy doesn't quite realize that people can recognize him with his goggles and lab coat on. He thinks he's being sneaky and covering up his true identity. So feel free to burst his bubble, though he'll probably deny it to the end.]]