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Kon's floating upside-down reading a magazine when all of a sudden there is no magazine and he's in some weird metal room thing. "Uh… wha?" He blinks and turns right side up.
Okay, this place definitely looks sciency, so whoever took him clearly wasn't using magic. That means this is probably aliens. Or maybe Luthor. Probably aliens. Luthor would be there to gloat.
"Right," he mutters. "I've been kidnapped by evil aliens, probably. Again. I hope they're not slimy. Or the kind with probes. Oh, please let them be the hot girl kind of aliens who need me to repopulate the planet." Not that he would. He's got a girlfriend. But hey, it's better than the alternative.
Of course, these aliens can't be too smart. Kon's still got all his powers, and there's no Kryptonite anywhere. He flies full force at the door and bounces off it.
"Ouch. Dammit!" Kon scowls and sits up, rubbing his head. Okay, his invulnerability means it doesn't really hurt that much, but it's still annoying. "Well, you may have my super strength beaten, but see if you're a match for my always-awesome tactile telekinesis!" He touches the doors and strains to make them budge with his aura, but there is nothing.
"Oh, you've got to be kidding me!" Kon grumbles. Whatever. He's no quitter. He goes to push at the doors again. Maybe this time it'll work.
Okay, this place definitely looks sciency, so whoever took him clearly wasn't using magic. That means this is probably aliens. Or maybe Luthor. Probably aliens. Luthor would be there to gloat.
"Right," he mutters. "I've been kidnapped by evil aliens, probably. Again. I hope they're not slimy. Or the kind with probes. Oh, please let them be the hot girl kind of aliens who need me to repopulate the planet." Not that he would. He's got a girlfriend. But hey, it's better than the alternative.
Of course, these aliens can't be too smart. Kon's still got all his powers, and there's no Kryptonite anywhere. He flies full force at the door and bounces off it.
"Ouch. Dammit!" Kon scowls and sits up, rubbing his head. Okay, his invulnerability means it doesn't really hurt that much, but it's still annoying. "Well, you may have my super strength beaten, but see if you're a match for my always-awesome tactile telekinesis!" He touches the doors and strains to make them budge with his aura, but there is nothing.
"Oh, you've got to be kidding me!" Kon grumbles. Whatever. He's no quitter. He goes to push at the doors again. Maybe this time it'll work.