033: [visual] contrary to the common belief, he's not dead

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, a visual that's not accidental for once. Dean doesn't do very many of these, but honestly, he's bored out of his freaking mind, he's tired of lurking around Buffy's castle feeling sorry for himself (or at least, he's ready to pretend like he is), and he needs some fresh air. So, Dean's rolling out of bed, turning on his tablet as he does.

"Yeah, alright, look," Dean starts, reaching up and mussing up his hair. "All you oldies out there, the ones that haven't been coming in like herds of sheep. Gimme a call. I wanna know who's still here."

There's a pause as Dean yawns widely, and rather rudely, into the tablet. Then he continues.

"For the rest of you, lemme give you some advice. Don't piss off the vampires. And if you're a vampire, just try me. I got a crossbow for Christmas and I haven't got the chance to use it yet."

Good job, Dean, way to greet the locals with your charm and grace.

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[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

Shane is confused.

"So nobody can piss us off but... you?" Riiight. "That's probably asking for trouble."

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[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ, more vampires.

"Didn't say I was aiming for pissing you bloodsuckers off, but hell, if you wanna go for the gold, try it." No, see, it makes sense in Dean's head. If he pisses the vampires off, they'll be more likely to go for him, and he'll get a fight. And also protect the other people from being chewed on.

Truce? What truce?

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

"Well it's not like we're hurting anyone." Shane shrugs like it's no big deal. "We know there are hunters here, we're not stupid."

He kind of raises his eyebrows, shrugging his shoulders upwards. The picture of slightly sarcastic innocence. "But good luck with finding a use for that crossbow..."

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Glaaaaare. Dean doesn't like sarcastic innocence. It is annoying and he is irritated by it.

"Yeah, bet I will." Pause, then: "I got a big, sparkly target to aim for."

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

Hey, it was only slightly sarcastic innocence. Buuut any attempt at pseudo-friendliness is lost when Dean says that, and Shane gets serious.

"Don't even think about it."

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Oooh, scary, short vampire. Dean's afraid.

"What're you gonna do if I did? You even got fangs?" Dean, this is not wise.

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

"You have no idea," he replies, expression tight. He's trying not to react too badly to this, because hell, for all he knows, this dude could be all talk. To Shane's credit, though, for a 'scary short vampire', he actually does look kind of scary.

Nobody threatens Levi.

"You'd have to get near him first - which you wouldn't."

He'll ignore the fang comment for now. He's not about to give Dean what he wants.

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Dean really is all talk. He's not going to target anyone because really, he isn't as dumb as he comes off as. The vampires outnumber him, and just because he doesn't trust them, it doesn't mean they're going to go out and eat people. Dean's just bored, and it's fun to rile them up.

And... well, Shane does look kind of scary, but Dean is a veteran of 'kind of scary' and so it doesn't faze him.

"You really so sure about that?" Dean could make a whole bunch of threats, like 'what about the next time he's human' but that sounds rather like Remington, and Dean is not Remington, thank god. "How much of that is talk, shorty?"

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

"I could ask you the same thing. Since that's what most hunters are - all talk." Shane keeps his eyes on the screen, trying to gauge the answer to that. Finally he decides to give him the benefit of the doubt. He can't be that stupid.

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

"Whatever, Captain Plaid. Keep a leash on that sparkly boyfriend of yours, tell him not to screw around with me like he did at his little 'party', and we're fine."

He's referring to Levi miming biting Dawn's neck. Repeatedly.

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

Shane half rolls his eyes, because he knows that whatever Levi did wasn't spiteful. He can't help it if people like Dean are easy for Levi to mess with.

... But he's curious.

"What are you even talking about?"

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Dean just... has this problem with vampires, you see.

"Ask him about what he was doing with Dawn Summers." Dean grumbles. "Bet he'll love to tell you." And with that, he's going to toss his tablet elsewhere, because he's tired of arguing with vampires.