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taxonomites2010-02-11 10:46 pm
fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com) wrote in taxonomites2010-02-11 10:46 pm
033: [visual] contrary to the common belief, he's not dead
Oh, look, a visual that's not accidental for once. Dean doesn't do very many of these, but honestly, he's bored out of his freaking mind, he's tired of lurking around Buffy's castle feeling sorry for himself (or at least, he's ready to pretend like he is), and he needs some fresh air. So, Dean's rolling out of bed, turning on his tablet as he does.
"Yeah, alright, look," Dean starts, reaching up and mussing up his hair. "All you oldies out there, the ones that haven't been coming in like herds of sheep. Gimme a call. I wanna know who's still here."
There's a pause as Dean yawns widely, and rather rudely, into the tablet. Then he continues.
"For the rest of you, lemme give you some advice. Don't piss off the vampires. And if you're a vampire, just try me. I got a crossbow for Christmas and I haven't got the chance to use it yet."
Good job, Dean, way to greet the locals with your charm and grace.
"Yeah, alright, look," Dean starts, reaching up and mussing up his hair. "All you oldies out there, the ones that haven't been coming in like herds of sheep. Gimme a call. I wanna know who's still here."
There's a pause as Dean yawns widely, and rather rudely, into the tablet. Then he continues.
"For the rest of you, lemme give you some advice. Don't piss off the vampires. And if you're a vampire, just try me. I got a crossbow for Christmas and I haven't got the chance to use it yet."
Good job, Dean, way to greet the locals with your charm and grace.
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"What are you playing at, kid?"
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"Who said anything about jumping to conclusions?" Angel replies evenly. "I was just asking where you were getting with all of this. I like to ask before I make assumptions-- a little backwards, I know, but it's how I like to roll my dice."
Roll your dice? I rolled the dice. It paid even odds. ...Angel, stop picking up phrases from Faith.
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"Just letting the vamp population out there know if they got a problem with me, they can come talk to my crossbow 'bout it. Not sayin' you gotta jump on the chance, but it's better than sitting 'round watching my back."
Yay paranoia. Also, Dean, your logic makes little to no sense.
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He can't help that he spends a fair amount of time around Faith, Dean. Hate to tell you this, but you're looking at her vampire sponsor for Murder Rehab 101.
"I haven't got a problem with you." He says and if him being a vampire wasn't obvious before, it is now. "But let me just put it out there that provoking? Isn't the way to go. Some don't take too kindly to threats. And not all of us are so bite-happy as lore makes us out to be."
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