033: [visual] contrary to the common belief, he's not dead

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, a visual that's not accidental for once. Dean doesn't do very many of these, but honestly, he's bored out of his freaking mind, he's tired of lurking around Buffy's castle feeling sorry for himself (or at least, he's ready to pretend like he is), and he needs some fresh air. So, Dean's rolling out of bed, turning on his tablet as he does.

"Yeah, alright, look," Dean starts, reaching up and mussing up his hair. "All you oldies out there, the ones that haven't been coming in like herds of sheep. Gimme a call. I wanna know who's still here."

There's a pause as Dean yawns widely, and rather rudely, into the tablet. Then he continues.

"For the rest of you, lemme give you some advice. Don't piss off the vampires. And if you're a vampire, just try me. I got a crossbow for Christmas and I haven't got the chance to use it yet."

Good job, Dean, way to greet the locals with your charm and grace.

Comments

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

"Cut it up and burn it is pretty standard fare for just about anything, yeah." Dean is staring at that gun, because hi, chicks with guns are kind of his favorite things. Stop staring, Dean. When she's finished holstering it, Dean sits back, linking his hands behind his head and resting it against them. The tablet's resting up against his legs, so that he can still chat comfortably.

"Yeah, yeah, save the lecture. It was just a warning," Dean shrugs. His real reasoning is actually kind of destructive. "And I got good reasons for jumping to conclusions. Vamps only behave for so long before they flip out and bite the nearest innocent bystander."

[lanterncast.livejournal.com]

Judith certainly does not admire the spread of his shoulders, no sir. (She can look, why not? She'd never do something as crazy as anything in earnest with a hunter, just like she'd never, say, sneak out of the sept in the middle of the night to get tattoos.

"I'm not lecturing. I'm just saying everyone is dangerous, but hey--if someone's not an idiot and not a vampire they'll still pick up the general message, right? Which is 'don't fuck with people'. That just makes sense."

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just like Dean doesn't admire any part of Judith that he can see.

"Yeah, that's what I was going for. Most people don't get that. And the vamps take it as a challenge, which, whatever, if they're taking it as a challenge, I'll take 'em on."