IV. [visual]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

Hercules is planning to merely speak about how he is adjusting well to his new environment. He smiles to his tablet, opens his mouth, and proceeds to sing.

"Whenever life gets you down...
Keeps you wearing a frown...
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope...
Down at the end of your rope...
And nobody is there to thrown you a line
If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
˜Cause I got the cure for all of my blues...

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feelings like a sunshiny day...
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way"

There is a brief interlude while Herc whistles the tune.

"I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a melting away

Yeah I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feelings like a sunshiny day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way
And everything is going my way
Oh Yeah..."

Herc blinks at the tablet. And then proceeds to just laugh and give a thumbs-up.

Comments

Re: [Voice]

[iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com]

Well s'good thing you killed them then.

What's wrong with his hair? [Careful Herc. Apparently Rose has hair fetishes]

Re: [Voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

It is better now. But for the longest time he didst think a mohawk looked good on a god.

Re: [Voice]

[iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com]

Oi...well s'pose it depends on what he looks like but s'not really a look many blokes can carry off is it?

[Voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

He's the god of war. He doth not be a looker.

Re: [Voice]

[iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com]

[This just makes Rose laugh]

S'pose that gets left for the God of love and such.

[Voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

...I cannot really ogle any of the gods of Olympus. Most of them dost be relatives.

Re: [Voice]

[iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com]

Eww yeah I s'pose not. That'd be a bit gross.

Re: [Voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

Even if I didst once... no, let us not speak of that.

Re: [Voice]

[iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com]

[This is Rose with her eyebrows raising up to her hairline]

Oi...

[Voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

Look, the marriage to Hebe was a mistake! I dost know that now.

Re: [Voice]

[iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com]

...'least you know it was wrong?

[Voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

It was to appease Hera. That is always a bad idea.

Re: [Voice]

[iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Why's that?

[Voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

Hera is one crazy goddess.

Re: [Voice]

[iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com]

Oi well y'can't really blame her. She's Zeus' wife, yeah?

Re: [Voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

And my stepmother.