taxonomites | IV. [visual]

Hercules is planning to merely speak about how he is adjusting well to his new environment. He smiles to his tablet, opens his mouth, and proceeds to sing.

"Whenever life gets you down...
Keeps you wearing a frown...
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope...
Down at the end of your rope...
And nobody is there to thrown you a line
If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
˜Cause I got the cure for all of my blues...

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feelings like a sunshiny day...
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way"

There is a brief interlude while Herc whistles the tune.

"I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a melting away

Yeah I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feelings like a sunshiny day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way
And everything is going my way
Oh Yeah..."

Herc blinks at the tablet. And then proceeds to just laugh and give a thumbs-up.

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Oh!

[This actually pleases Rose]

Just a bloke here that I know from my world. He tends to keep things a rather chaotic sort of busy.

He sounds like me. My life is never boring. Everywhere I turn, there is adventure.

Well yeah. Sorta assume there would be with bein' the son of Zeus and all.

Even in the many years since Olympus has fallen from the height of its power.

So thou art a woman who likes adventure?

Yeah. Fact bein' cooped up here makes me a little restless.

I know what you mean.

Though there is always the possibility of making your own adventure. Which is much more exciting than those little books that Amadeus showed me, where you dost chose your own adventure.

Never cared for those books much. S'not really choose your own adventure. It's more like choose the set of adventures we've written for you. Can't say I much like being told I can't do something because it's already written.

[There is a laugh]

Not a believer in destiny?

Not so much. Sort of thing you decide what happens in your life.

[This is of course -not- due to the Doctor telling her how her future is going to go and no it can not be rewritten]

I like that attitude. Free will tis often neglected.

Destiny's the easy way out if y'ask me. No takin' responsibility for what you've done or what you're goin' to do because it was out of your hands

The will of the gods be damned!

[He laughs a merry laugh]

The will of the gods is usually quite silly, for one.

Guess in your time the will of the gods is sorta...more in your face?

Y'think?

Even now. They are the most meddlesome of family members.

Oi. And I thought my Mum meddled.

And nothing holds a candle to the centuries old grudge Ares still holds. All about his stupid killer birds!

Oi. Bit like my Mum holding a grudge against the Doctor for lettin' me go missing a year. Except that one gets held for centuries.

They were killing people! He liked the birds more than people!

Stupid Ares. And his stupid hair.

Well s'good thing you killed them then.

What's wrong with his hair? [Careful Herc. Apparently Rose has hair fetishes]

It is better now. But for the longest time he didst think a mohawk looked good on a god.

Oi...well s'pose it depends on what he looks like but s'not really a look many blokes can carry off is it?

He's the god of war. He doth not be a looker.

[This just makes Rose laugh]

S'pose that gets left for the God of love and such.

...I cannot really ogle any of the gods of Olympus. Most of them dost be relatives.

Eww yeah I s'pose not. That'd be a bit gross.

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